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In an effort to attract the attention of younger toilet-clogging folks, Roto Rooter is giving away an all-in-one Kohler toilet, complete with an Xbox 360. It's has everything you'd ever need from a john (and way more). The toilet comes equipped with a flat screen HDTV, iPod and dock, TiVo, DVD player, laptop, bullhorn (what?), bike pedals (what?!), beer tap, and fridge.

Not sure about what you'd use the bullhorn and bike pedals for, but if you win, my advice is to tear all that good stuff out and put it where in belongs--in your family room. The contest begins on January 24th on www.rotorooter.com.

[Pimp my John @ WGRZ, via Game|Life]

Congratulations to Jonathan who won a free Razer Barracuda AC-1 Gaming Audio Card for his story, Pwned by a Librarian. So Jonathan's was the best overall, but we need to give credit where it's due. We'll highlight some of the other stories.

The Weirdest Story by Victor

one time, me and alot of my friends were playing games on the xbox and some people didn't get to play. so while we were playing, one of them stuck his hand into his pants and wipped all the wet stuff from his pants onto this one guys face, the one guy goes stop it and then lickes his mouth! we all laughed at him and he never found out what he was lickin!!

We just finished reading the entries for the Razer AC-1 Contest and we have our favorites. Now its up to you guys to pick which one wins the Razer Barracuda AC-1 Gaming Audio Card. Read the three stories and vote for your favorite! (You must be logged in to vote). Voting will end on December 21 and we'll have a winner!

Keep an eye out for some more contests in the near future. If you still have a really funny story, just send it to us. You probably won't win anything for it, but you might add a little laughter to our day.

God of War creator David Jaffe is living the dream--making hit games and partying at the Playboy mansion. He's a celebrity. The occasional drunken interview plastered all over the Internet just comes with the job.

[Drunken Jaffe goes mental @ Eurogamer]

The guys from GameVideos pull one over on some other 1UP Network staffers. They take a fake Wii and tell everyone that their real console from Nintendo just arrived. They put some video from Metroid Prime 2 on the screen and convince their victims that it's the unreleased Metriod Prime 3. The best part comes when they play video from Auto Modelista, a racing game for PS1, and get someone to try it. They should think about making a reality show. I might actually watch that.

GoNintendo did a little detective work and tracked down the Nintendo 64 kid. They found his MySpace and they ended up giving him a call for a pretty long chat with him.

The filmmaker responsible for our favorite game to cinema atrocities like Alone in Dark and BloodRayne is now going to fight Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka from Something Awful. Rich responded to the official press release, which challenged Boll's biggest critics to "put up or shut up" and appear in his next box office disaster, Postal, at the same time.

Boll intends to fly five of his harshest critics to Vancouver and put them up in hotel rooms before he dawns boxing gloves and fights them in a boxing ring. Who the hell is paying for all this?