In an effort to attract the attention of younger toilet-clogging folks, Roto Rooter is giving away an all-in-one Kohler toilet, complete with an Xbox 360. It's has everything you'd ever need from a john (and way more). The toilet comes equipped with a flat screen HDTV, iPod and dock, TiVo, DVD player, laptop, bullhorn (what?), bike pedals (what?!), beer tap, and fridge.
Not sure about what you'd use the bullhorn and bike pedals for, but if you win, my advice is to tear all that good stuff out and put it where in belongs--in your family room. The contest begins on January 24th on www.rotorooter.com.
[Pimp my John @ WGRZ, via Game|Life]
omg! I would love to have diahreah if I owned that