Razer Barracuda AC-1 Contest: Vote for the funniest story

We just finished reading the entries for the Razer AC-1 Contest and we have our favorites. Now its up to you guys to pick which one wins the Razer Barracuda AC-1 Gaming Audio Card. Read the three stories and vote for your favorite! (You must be logged in to vote). Voting will end on December 21 and we'll have a winner!

Keep an eye out for some more contests in the near future. If you still have a really funny story, just send it to us. You probably won't win anything for it, but you might add a little laughter to our day.


"Pwned by a Librarian" by Jonathan

Well, I am currently a High School student. My friends and I are fairly avid gamers and we got a Steam install file onto the network's share drive. Whenever we have time on the computers we usually hit up a game of Counter-Strike 1.6. One day my friend was playing in the library while I was actually studying (lol). So as he's playing, the head librarian (a male) walked up behind him and just watched him for like 30 seconds, my friend didn't even notice. So after a round or so of watching my friend the librarian said "wow, you are such a noob, please don't spray with the AK". My friend turns around and is like uh what? The librarian told him to move and played a couple rounds and like completely owned everybody. I was like laughing so hard at my table. My friend like sat down again and the librarian walked away and was like "pwned". That's pretty much my funniest gaming moment ever.

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"Cat in the couch" by blinkyfox3

Approximately 12 years ago, my brothers and I were playing Aladdin on Sega Genesis. The couch on which I was sitting was perpendicular to the television set. Therefore, I was sitting with my knees on the cushion and my arms on the arm rest facing the T.V. It was a cheap couch, so when one sat on the couch, the indention caused by the weight of the person would create an entrance into the interior of the couch. At this time in my life, I had a cat, and somehow he managed to hop onto the couch, climb into the hole, and therefore he was inside of the couch! We did not know what had happened because I did not feel the cat climb inside, but we heard meowing and determined what had happened. To get the cat out of the couch, we had to cut a hole in the bottom of the couch.

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"Earthquake + Stuffed Dog = F.E.A.R." by Brian

I was playing FEAR for PC one night...and I had just gotten to the part where the overhead lights in the game go out and the antagonist Alma starts running at me on all fours, then my character's flashlight goes out...absolute darkness...at the same instant that the flashlight goes out, my house had an earthquake and a power outage...and one of my old stuffed animals that is collecting dust on a shelf above my head fell on top of my head...at that point I pull out one of my knives I always keep on me and stab this "attacker"...when I finally was able to get the power back on...I saw the mutilated stuffed dog...unfortunately it didn't survive...by that time...the creepy Alma (antagonist of FEAR) screensaver I have on my computer comes back on when my computer automatically comes back on...and she's just standing there, staring at me...

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When does the voting end?


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Oh yeah I forgot to mention that. The voting will last 4 days so it ends the 21st.


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